I’m exhausted and I work tomorrow at 8 am so here’s a couple one liners I can up with/tweet ideas.
-Look at any picture of yourself from middle school and I gaurentee your eyebrows will be raised and you will have forehead worms with sad eyes
-I wish I was like Monica or Rachel or pheobe but let’s face it I’m Janice
-I just want everyone to know that at one point in my life I loved diary of a wimpy kid and I’m not ashamed to admit it okay?
-Thinking about you makes me want to throw up a little bit? But in like the best way possible?
-What I would give to go to a middle school dance and tell people what they are gonna turn out like
that’s all. Night night.